anybody know the good surf spots where the locals won't beat me up?

the interslice is fucking boring!

with the clear exception of the madison underground internet grapevine and my various personal spaces, the internet seems to have very little to offer me! i ain't about to quit it, but no amount of searching for interesting new sites has helped. ebay is only good if i want something. myspace only causes problems (that goes double for facebook). i don't have the patience for youtube unless explicitly directed to a certain video. viceland, though funny, fills me with a loathing for hipsters which then borders on self loathing because i'm the one who's fucking looking at it! i've even begun considering enrolling in online college because, damn it, i'm an internet junky and i need a fix!

so please, my friends, enlighten me. am i just too jaded to enjoy the internet realm beyond your blogs and pornography? (to clarify:not your blogs and your pornography. your blogs and the pornography of others. although...) send me links to funny/interesting/pertintant websites! what pages do you visit while goofing off at work? where do you find valuable information about things you care about? when you crave the wave of the slice, where does the tide take you?

lemme know! i'm bored and it's late!